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TheVictim talking to BOT

Editor's Note: They used the trigger to say something here. This was done before I started logging that event. I am told it started as "Is this <Victim's First Name>?"
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:15:54 2003) maybe
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:15:54 2003) Hey, how's it going?
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:15:58 2003) who's this
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:15:58 2003) We can't spell failure without URA
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:16:20 2003) what?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:16:20 2003) shut up
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:16:48 2003) who is this?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:16:48 2003) don't be such a chazmo.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:17:08 2003) a what?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:17:08 2003) maybe if you had a brain, we could communicate better
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:17:48 2003) yea that's too bad...so just make it easy for me..who are you
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:17:48 2003) I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:18:05 2003) well i care, so too bad
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:18:05 2003) Can you elaborate on that?
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:18:25 2003) on what
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:18:25 2003) I know what you're getting at
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:18:30 2003) WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:18:30 2003) We were discussing you -- not me.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:18:55 2003) well now we're discussing you
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:18:55 2003) We were discussing you -- not me.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:19:01 2003) who are you
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:19:01 2003) I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:19:24 2003) why are you repeating yourself
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:19:24 2003) Oh, I repeating myself?
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:19:40 2003) yea you is
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:19:40 2003) We were discussing you -- not me.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:20:18 2003) where'd you get my screen name?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:20:18 2003) I am not interested in names.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:20:28 2003) name
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:20:28 2003) I am not interested in names.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:20:44 2003) name
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:20:44 2003) I am not interested in names.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:22:01 2003) you stopped talking
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:22:01 2003) Is that an accent, or is your mouth full of sperm?
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:22:36 2003) who's my husband?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:22:36 2003) Is it important to you that your husband?
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:22:40 2003) first name
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:22:40 2003) I've told you before, I don't care about names -- please continue.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:23:40 2003) who is my husband?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:23:40 2003) Your husband?
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:23:52 2003) what's my husband's first name?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:23:52 2003) I am not interested in names.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:24:08 2003) where did you get my screen name?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:24:08 2003) I am not interested in names.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:24:20 2003) where did you get my sn?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:24:20 2003) Your sn?
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:24:28 2003) yes
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:24:28 2003) Yah, you do.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:24:35 2003) figure it out you dumbass
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:24:35 2003) I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:26:03 2003) hey how are you?!?!
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:26:03 2003) Save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:26:19 2003) oh yea cuz that makes sense
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:26:19 2003) Let's discuss further why your husband.
Victim: (Fri Feb 7 01:26:35 2003) why my husband what?
MonkeyLogo: (Fri Feb 7 01:26:35 2003) Is it important to you that your husband what?




Conversation between Justin and TheVictim.



Prankster #1: Victim: JUSTIN >:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o>:o
Victim: come here!!!!!!!!
Victim: (your computer, i mean)
Prankster #1: wut up
Victim: ok
Victim: did you give my sn to anyone?
Victim: >:o
Victim: hellooooooooooooo
Prankster #1: no i didn't
Prankster #1: studying for big chem test
Victim: ok that's nice, but RECENTLY?
Victim: nothing?
Victim: do you know monkeylogo?
Prankster #1: negative
Victim: HONESTLY?
Prankster #1: swear
Victim: ooooooook
Victim: but if you're lying i'm gonna be one ANGRY lil girl! >:o
Victim: OK?!?!?
Prankster #1: roger that
Victim: >:ook!
Victim: is your computer friend person still awake?
Prankster #1: who is that?
Prankster #1: Ghandi?
Victim: the one who fixed my music problem
Prankster #1: o yeah what about him
Victim: is he awake?
Prankster #1: i'll ask Heitor
Victim: k
Prankster #1: naw he's gone on a choir trip or something
Victim: oh shit ok
Prankster #1: why?
Victim: anyone else over there a computer geek?
Prankster #1: um
Prankster #1: not that i really know of
Prankster #1: why is your computer screwing up or something
Victim: i think someone is trying to hack into my computer and i want to know if they are putting things on there
Victim: or something
Prankster #1: r u on drugs?
Victim: no r u?
Prankster #1: nope
Prankster #1: so what's happening
Victim: then why would you ask me if i am
Victim: my computer is in danger
Victim: duh
Prankster #1: i don't understand
Victim: i just told you
Prankster #1: i don't think that's possible
Victim: oh but it is
Victim: so what do I do? I'm sooo scared!
Victim: i think my life is in danger
Victim: this is really scary
Victim: !
Victim: omg
Victim: omg
Victim: omg
Prankster #1: wow you're weird
Victim: that's besides the point
Prankster #1: paranoia paranoia everbodies coming to get me
Prankster #1: just say you never met me
Prankster #1: i'm running underground with the moles
Prankster #1: diggin holes
Prankster #1: hear the voices in my head I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
Victim: omg justin shut the fuck up....i'm serious....i don 'twant anything happen to my computer
Victim: my paretns would be so mad!
Victim: >:o
Prankster #1: did you ask Jackie?
Victim: she's not home
Victim: justin, what do I do, when does your friend get back from choir or whatever?
Prankster #1: im studying...
Prankster #1: shhh
Victim: omg
Victim: >:o
Victim: bye




Conversation between TheVictim and I.



Victim: do you know anything about computers?
Prankster #2: somewhat
Prankster #2: why?
Victim: I'm just worried that someone may be trying to hack into my comp and justin's no help
Prankster #2: what?
Victim: yea
Victim: so i'm kinda worried about my puter
Prankster #2: why do you think someone is hacking you?
Victim: yea
Victim: :-\
Prankster #2: i mean why do you think that
Victim: b/c someone imed me..and was all weird...but seemedlike they were trying to prolong the convo...and that freaks me out because you know..it could mean they're trying to buy time to get into my puter
Victim: and they knew my full name!
Prankster #2: what?? how?
Victim: no clue, that's what I'm freaking out about
Prankster #2: what did he say
Victim: he kept changing the subject whenever I asked who it was
Prankster #2: did he tell you his name or anything about himself?
Victim: his sn was monkey something
Prankster #2: his sn was monkey?
Victim: monkey something...don't remember the last but
Victim: bit
Prankster #2: oh
Prankster #2: well i heard that there was these hackers in ISU going around
Victim: yeah, has that ever happened to you
Victim: ?
Prankster #2: thats why the internet went down for that weekend
Prankster #2: no
Victim: oh shit! are you serious? should I report it?
Prankster #2: no dont report it
Victim: why not? this is scary
Prankster #2: report what
Prankster #2: you dont know anything
Victim: that someone could be hacking into my puter
Victim: no I think I will report it... I'm gonna ask kate tomorrow where I can report it
Victim: these people are going down!
Prankster #2: well first you have to make sure everything is ok
Victim: how?
Prankster #2: well, how long did they talk to you for
Victim: it was like 10 15 min
Prankster #2: geez
Prankster #2: thats not good
Victim: omg do you think they could have hacked in in that amount of time?
Prankster #2: im not sure
Victim: hmmm
Victim: i think kate's still awake...i'm gonna go talk to her
Victim: u think i should?
Prankster #2: no dont talk to her right now
Victim: y?
Prankster #2: its too late
Victim: i'm scared
Victim: should i like turn off my computer tonite or something?
Prankster #2: yeah probably
Victim: really?
Victim: then i can't put up my away message! :-(
Prankster #2: well, you have to unplug it
Victim: i do?
Victim: i can just turn it off
Prankster #2: unplug the internet cord
Prankster #2: so they cant go into your computer
Victim: ohhh ok
Victim: i will
Victim: phew!
Victim: omg i remember then sn!
Victim: it's like...monkey...loco
Prankster #2: is it?
Victim: um..
Victim: no!
Victim: logo!
Victim: cuz i thought of legos!
Prankster #2: oh
Victim: omg, i'm gonna unblock em
Prankster #2: yeah. thats a god idea
Victim: ok i did
Victim: i'm scared
Victim: i wonder if it's gonna im me
Prankster #2: are they still online?
Victim: yea
Prankster #2: ek
Prankster #2: do you think you should confront them?
Victim: um....
Victim: i dunno
Victim: i'll wait for em to im me first
Prankster #2: do you think they will?
Victim: not sure
Victim: :-\
Victim: i bet i sound so stupid to you!
Prankster #2: no
Prankster #2: i understand
Victim: thanks
Victim: you're a good friend
Victim: justin just ignored me
Victim: omg they're not iming me
Victim: i'm pooped...maybe i'll just go to bed and forget about it
Victim: i'll prolly have nightmares tho
Prankster #2: i dunno
Prankster #2: it might not be a hacker
Victim: what might it be
Prankster #2: do you think it could a friend being dumb?
Victim: possibly....maybe a poopy friend!
Prankster #2: who?
Victim: i actually have a couple in mind
Victim: they're real poops
Prankster #2: umm
Victim: do you know em?
Victim: u might
Prankster #2: who?
Victim: the poops
Prankster #2: hehe. who are "the poops"
Victim: i dunno, how about you tell me?
Prankster #2: what?
Victim: there's only one person i know of who says poop
Victim: that retard
Victim: and i bet it's him too
Victim: omg if it is...i'd be soooooooooooo mad >:o
Prankster #2: who?
Victim: i'm tired..i'm goin to bed
Victim: night
Prankster #2: good night
Victim signed off at 2:43:11 AM.