Written: July 13, 2004
Conversation Length: 1:20

It has been a long time since someone fell this hard for MonkeyLogo's ruse.This particular girl talked to the bot for an hour and twenty minutes of real conversation without noticing anything wrong. The truth is, I'm embarrassed about how poorly the bot replied and I can't believe the conversation lasted so long. Most of the dynamic responses are pure nonsense, and the others are just random insults that get repeated. As you read this conversation, notice how many flagrant grammar mistakes give away the fact that Monkeylogo is not a real person.

I have replaced the victim's screenname and named her after Alanis Morissette, because she's a crazy chick who's definitely not over an ex-boyfriend. The suspect she accuses had nothing to do with this incident, though it takes her an hour and twenty minutes to stop talking.

Trigger denied to REMOVED at Sun Jul 11 10:09:46 2004, message: Hey there, what's up?
  Reason: Not in the allow file.
REMOVED used trigger at Sun Jul 11 10:11:36 2004 to say: Hey there what's up?

New conversation at Sun Jul 11 10:12:45 2004
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:12:45 2004) Not much. How are you? I guess I should be asking you ...... Who are you? lol
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:12:51 2004) For a minute I didn't recognize you. It was the most enjoyable minute I ever spent.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:13:43 2004) no. seriously, who are you?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:13:50 2004) Things never work out for you.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:14:28 2004) ok, you would know something stupid like that about me how?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:14:34 2004) Really, I would know something stupid like that about you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:15:02 2004) Things are great in my life Suspect. Seems like something is upsetting yours.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:15:07 2004) Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:15:25 2004) such as what?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:15:33 2004) Does that have anything to do with the fact that your life Suspect ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:16:51 2004) I think your confused. I'm not Suspect
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:16:56 2004) Do you want my confused ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:17:15 2004) you can't type. what's the issue?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:17:23 2004) I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:17:49 2004) you contacted me you fool. I didn't contact you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:17:52 2004) Do you wish to believe I contacted you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:19:13 2004) I think you wish I was the person you want to take anger out on. But I'm not. Sorry you think you have to lash out at someone you don't know, and if you do know me what for?

All MonkeyLogo does is lash out at people that he doesn't know.

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:19:21 2004) What do you know about me do know you what for ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:19:39 2004) If your Katie. I don't want Suspect. I have totally moved on in life. That is for sure.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:19:46 2004) Really, if my Katie ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:23:22 2004) if you are, your insecure. There is no need to be. Unless you don't trust your significant other.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:23:29 2004) What about me are ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:26:12 2004) first of all what are you talking about. How can I carry on a decent convo. with you when you can't complete a sentence? Seriously, if you want to talk to me. Make sure it makes sense. Ok? :-)

Apparently she can have a conversation with someone who can't complete a sentence. Keep scrolling, this goes on for a full hour and twenty minutes.

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:26:21 2004) Do you wish that me want to talk to you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:29:17 2004) I don't care. If you want to talk to me you can. Your not bothering me.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:29:23 2004) But what are the chances that me want to talk to you me can ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:31:35 2004) well it seems you have my sn. I won't be contacting you so it seems if you want to contact me you'll have to im me again sometime. But that won't be often. I have multiple sn's and am rarely ever on this one anymore.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:31:40 2004) That's stupid and you're a liar.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:31:57 2004) I'm usually busy working at either of my 2 jobs.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:32:01 2004) Why do you say your 2 jobs ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:32:25 2004) how would you know that? YOu don't know me.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:32:29 2004) Please try to have some small idea of what you're talking about before you speak again.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:32:30 2004) Yes I do have 2 jobs.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:32:34 2004) Yah, you do.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:33:27 2004) but Suspect, you wouldn't know that. I don't talk to you unless you sneak to talk to me.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:33:36 2004) Oh, I wouldn't know that ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:34:55 2004) you seem to know more about me than you should

This is the first time that anyone has ever said that MonkeyLogo knew too much about them. When the bot is saying phrases like, "But what are the chances that me want to talk to you me can," how can it know too much about her?

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:35:02 2004) Do you wish to believe I seem to know more about you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:35:50 2004) how else would you know me or anything about me. Unless your bored with your own life and have to nose into someone elses.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:35:57 2004) Does someone else believe I know you or anything about you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:37:19 2004) you seem to think you know alot. But really everything your telling me is wrong. And I going and fixing it up for you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:37:24 2004) There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:39:55 2004) seems you've already been there.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:40:03 2004) You are walking advertisement for a state-sponsored sterility program.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:40:07 2004) It doesn't seem to be working out for you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:40:15 2004) Gimp, don't come in here babbling like you had a mouth full of depends and a clue in your head.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:40:35 2004) why, the world should be steril so the wouldn't turn out like you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:40:43 2004) What is the connection, do you suppose ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:41:09 2004) you only insult because your defending something. Which I have no idea or care in the world what your problem is.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:41:12 2004) If you'll stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:41:36 2004) ok. So tell me which lie I told last?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:41:42 2004) Can you elaborate on that ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:42:31 2004) you said i tell lies..... what did I supposedly tell?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:42:34 2004) Tell me, how many Peeping Toms has your mother cured ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:42:57 2004) well.... it seems you know my mother.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:43:01 2004) Your Mom's so ugly baywatch let her drown

I like this part only because I spent time giving the bot an arsenal of "your mom" jokes and they hardly ever show up. MonkeyLogo picked up on her use of the word "mother" and replied accordingly.

Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:43:08 2004) who was looking in the window?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:43:11 2004) Let's discuss further why your 2 jobs.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:43:24 2004) ummm... ok
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:43:29 2004) Shut your man pleaser.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:43:59 2004) ??
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:44:05 2004) I hate you.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:44:15 2004) good for you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:44:22 2004) Guess we know where Michael Jackson left that other glove.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:44:59 2004) gee. maybe your a walking aids advertisement
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:45:06 2004) Come and get some.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:45:09 2004) should castrate you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:45:13 2004) You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:45:19 2004) what can't get up can't get out.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:45:27 2004) if stupid were money, you'd be rich
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:46:02 2004) if I could buy you for what your worth and sell you for what you think your worth. I really would be rich.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:46:06 2004) What about you could buy me for what my worth and sell me for what me think my worth ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:47:09 2004) you don't understand? what is there not to understand.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:47:13 2004) If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:47:31 2004) i'm really laughing at your stupidity.

This girl is talking to a computer program and thinks it knows too much about her because it repeated something she said. Who's laughing at whose stupidity? (Note: This site gets about 500 readers per day, and MonkeyLogo is the main attraction)

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:47:40 2004) Do you know anyone else who is really laughing at my stupidity ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:48:00 2004) it only takes one to laugh at somebody
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:48:09 2004) What on earth are you talking about, fool ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:48:40 2004) if you spend all your time trying to insult me or hate me you must really think about me alot. Thank you. :-)
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:48:43 2004) Do you think its likely that me spend all my time trying to insult you or hate you me must really think about you alot ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:49:06 2004) your putting alot of energy into this convo.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:49:15 2004) Everything of mine is better than your stuff.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:50:54 2004) oh really. Are you ever going to grow up. I don't need expensive things to make me happy in my life. And for that matter. I don't need money or those stupid expensive things for someone to notice me or like me. Obviously your insecure because you think everything is about money and you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:51:00 2004) Your life ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:51:18 2004) more of a life than you have obviously
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:51:25 2004) Is that an accent, or is your mouth full of sperm?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:52:03 2004) and anyway.... why should you even care about my life when you supposedly hate me? Let me be. Let me enjoy my life.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:52:07 2004) Is it important to you that your life when me supposedly hate you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:52:32 2004) I don't need sperm in my mouth. It must just be you talking around it in yours.

I will fall laughing on the floor with tears in my eyes if I ever hear someone say, "I don't need sperm in my mouth!" in a defiant voice. I would like to sponsor a contest where people can write in with real scenarios where someone would say that. Winner gets an official Fan Club T-Shirt.

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:52:36 2004) Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:53:47 2004) you must love gutter talk so well. Try it on someone else. Maybe someone closer to you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:53:56 2004) Tell me, how many Peeping Toms has your mother cured ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:54:17 2004) you seem to know. you tell me
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:54:21 2004) Oh, I seem to know ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:55:05 2004) if you think you know something about it. Why mention something that you don't know what the heck your talking about. Think before you speak. ever heard that?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:55:12 2004) But what are the chances that me think me know something about it ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:56:06 2004) gee... did you get caught at something?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:56:11 2004) You're one in a million. Thank heavens.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:56:38 2004) why say heaven.... You don't believe in heaven or God.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:56:42 2004) I would love to beat you up, but I have a problem with cruelty to animals.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:57:54 2004) whatever. Talking to you at this level means that I have come DOWN to your level. That's a little too low for me.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:57:58 2004) I would have been your father but the guy in front of me had exact change.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:58:21 2004) what makes you think you would have been good enough for my mother?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:58:29 2004) Your sister is a better kisser than your mom.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:58:44 2004) and you would know this how?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:58:50 2004) You are walking advertisement for a state-sponsored sterility program.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:58:50 2004) your a fuckin perv
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:58:54 2004) Do you want my a fuckin perv ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 10:59:08 2004) not hardly
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 10:59:11 2004) Earlier you said your life.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:00:56 2004) what about my life. The fact that I have one and you must not. And since I do have a life I have other things to do besides talking to you. Gotta wake my date up.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:01:05 2004) Your life ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:01:05 2004) he works 3rd.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:01:09 2004) But your life when me supposedly hate you .
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:01:42 2004) my life doesn't revolve around you. GET OVER THAT!!! I DON"T WANT YOU STUPID ATHIEST!!
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:01:47 2004) Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:01:57 2004) I can go on with life what's wrong with yours?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:02:00 2004) Why do you say you can go on with life what's wrong with mine ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:02:32 2004) don't know what's wrong with yours but leave me out of it. You must have issues you need to work through.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:02:41 2004) Impotence is natures way of telling you that you're ugly
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:02:55 2004) men only get impotence
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:02:58 2004) Let's discuss further why your mouth.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:03:27 2004) your so interested in my mouth why is that?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:03:30 2004) Does that suggest anything else which belongs to you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:03:43 2004) ok so what belongs to me?!
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:03:48 2004) Let's discuss further why your life.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:04:01 2004) I have one must bother you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:04:04 2004) Save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:04:47 2004) laughing so freakin hard. I'm not a lesbo! Are you getting these out of a book.

Yes, these are random insults. They are randomly pulled from a list.

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:04:56 2004) How long have you been not a lesbo ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:05:02 2004) maybe you have an inflatable gf
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:05:05 2004) Your verbiage is more inflated than your dad's blow-up doll of Denis Rodman.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:05:34 2004) oh you read the sports page
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:05:40 2004) Gimp, don't come in here babbling like you had a mouth full of depends and a clue in your head.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:05:59 2004) you can actually spell that.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:06:03 2004) Save your breath for your inflatable girlfriend.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:06:39 2004) dude you need to go to school. Study psychology.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:06:45 2004) Please close your mouth so I can see who you are.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:07:18 2004) Your the reason your parents decided to quit while they were ahead. YOur not as smart as your sister are you
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:07:27 2004) Everything of mine is better than your stuff.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:07:35 2004) always compared to here right?

There's something amusing about a girl insulting someone's intelligence and then spelling "her" with two Es.

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:07:43 2004) What incident are you thinking of ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:07:43 2004) her right
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:07:49 2004) But your life doesn't revolve around me .
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:08:29 2004) your so self absorbed you think everyone is talking about you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:08:35 2004) You have a particular person in mind, don't you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:08:50 2004) you still can't measure up huh?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:08:57 2004) I would have been your father but the guy in front of me had exact change.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:09:06 2004) some day you'll get over it.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:09:10 2004) Please close your mouth so I can see who you are.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:09:23 2004) you would have been my brother if your dad hadn't been caught.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:09:26 2004) But what are the chances that my dad hadn't been caught ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:09:42 2004) scary huh
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:09:50 2004) But your mouth why is that.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:11:23 2004) why are you so obsessed with mouth? YOur obsessed with the words life and mouth. What about truth?

If only Agent Mulder was not so obsessed with his mouth, maybe he could have unravelled the mysteries of the X-Files.

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:11:28 2004) If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:11:47 2004) ive been laughing at you all along.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:11:52 2004) Oh, I all along ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:12:14 2004) yep
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:12:21 2004) Lady Luck must have been looking the other way.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:13:00 2004) when you fell out of the ugly tree you hit every branch on the way down. Got back up and fell again. huh?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:13:06 2004) Please try to have some small idea of what you're talking about before you speak again.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:13:23 2004) when will you learn to stop climbing that ugly tree. Do yourself a favor.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:13:29 2004) There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:13:30 2004) and the rest of us too.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:13:39 2004) You think you invented that word?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:14:17 2004) i see youve tried reincarnation. Try again and again and again. maybe some day youll get it right.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:14:20 2004) Why do you say you see youve tried reincarnation ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:14:38 2004) i didn't
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:14:42 2004) Do you say you didn't for some special reason ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:14:43 2004) you assume
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:14:46 2004) You give failure a bad name
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:15:30 2004) no you gave failure its name. YOur the poster child for it. Can't measure up to your sibling can you?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:15:33 2004) What's in a name? A flower by any other name would smell as sweet.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:15:47 2004) you say with pride
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:15:55 2004) You give failure a bad name
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:16:32 2004) if that's true I'm right up there with you. SHould I be proud?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:16:37 2004) Do you wish that that's true you are right up there with me ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:16:52 2004) not hardly, it's a low place to be.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:16:58 2004) We can't spell failure without URA
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:17:18 2004) no don't need spell check
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:17:23 2004) If you'll stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:17:57 2004) here we go again. Tell me a lie that I can believe that I supposedly said.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:18:04 2004) Do you say Tell you a lie that you can believe that you supposedly said for some special reason ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:18:19 2004) by the way.... I have printed out all of our convo's. with dates on them.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:18:22 2004) That's quite interesting.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:19:28 2004) ?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:19:35 2004) don't you ever listen ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:19:50 2004) don't you ever get a clue?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:19:59 2004) If you'll stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:20:01 2004) if you lie on me I have the truth on you.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:20:05 2004) Do you think its likely that me lie on you you have the truth on me ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:21:05 2004) by the way.... can you pass a psychiatrists psychological exam. I think they would find that you have DEEP issues
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:21:11 2004) You're one in a million. Thank heavens.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:21:42 2004) WHY SAY THAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE! If you don't believe don't ever say that!
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:21:47 2004) What would you do if me don't believe don't ever say that ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:21:58 2004) are you that stupid?!
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:22:06 2004) If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:22:15 2004) you are so dumb you insult dumb blondes
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:22:23 2004) What makes you think I'm so dumb me insult dumb blondes ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:23:12 2004) you know you have really made my day. I have never had so much fun on the computer. I am laughing so freakin hard at not only your looks but your stupidity as well.

I've never had so much fun on the computer either. The amount of thought she puts into these replies is hilarious. MonkeyLogo's responses don't even make sense, so how could anyone believe this is a real person?

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:23:19 2004) What about machines worries you ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:23:38 2004) I don't let a machine worry me. Ask your dildo
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:23:43 2004) Why do you mention computers ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:24:47 2004) maybe that's why you flunked out of your computer classes at college cause you don't know what they really are. Can't measure up can you?
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:24:54 2004) Why do you mention computers ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:25:33 2004) your the one that brought it up. I finished it.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:25:39 2004) Everything of mine is better than your stuff.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:25:57 2004) only in your sick head.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:26:04 2004) You're so cool, God gave you an extra chromosome
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:26:45 2004) I'm suprised you used God's name. Now you should ask him for forgivness of your sins. YOu could become a better person.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:26:52 2004) My name is Salty Dog...
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:27:03 2004) ya bitter
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:27:09 2004) i bet you'd be smarter with your shirt off
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:27:47 2004) don't need my shirt off to make a point.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:27:55 2004) Why do you say your shirt off to make a point ?
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:28:06 2004) are you that freaking stupid
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:28:10 2004) Can you spell "shut your fat face"
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:28:39 2004) not as fat as you think. You haven't seen me. I'm losing it your freaking moron.

Again, a spelling error when she's insulting MonkeyLogo's intelligence. It's too bad we didn't get MonkeyLogo's response, "You don't sweat much for a fat lass."

monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:28:44 2004) Guess we know where Michael Jackson left that other glove.
Alanis: (Sun Jul 11 11:28:58 2004) I may be fat but your ugly and I can diet.
monkeylogo: (Sun Jul 11 11:29:01 2004) Why do you say you may be fat ?

This girl has some serious emotional issues. I still have trouble deciding if this is funny or sad... She just talks for so long and puts so much effort into the conversation that it's fascinating. She must really have it in for whoever she thought she was talking to. This girl is going to be seriously pissed if she ever finds out that she spent all this time engaged in a conversation with a computer.